Anyway, I was looking at Bill Simmon's latest column, when I came across this sentence, in a piece about taking his daughter to her first NBA game:
She was so delighted by the Clippers dancers that I'm more worried than ever about keeping her off the pole (every father's most important job).Keeping her off the pole? Dude, that's your daughter you're talking about! What the fuck were you thinking when you wrote that sentence? Even the suggestion of one's daughter as a stripper is completely absurd! I repeat, what the fuck were you thinking?