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10 comments:
Awesome picture.
I just moved up to DC; still looking for an apartment. When next I go to Gotham, I shall definitely want to dine with thee, and the rest of thy cyber-scribes.
"I just fed this cat some milk...if you know what I mean?"
Hmmm, what about:
"Best Friends"?
what about:
"Dinner."
"If cats could blog."
sorry i'm late...
how about: "you're next."
"to be or not to fuck cats"
julian's like, "hey, that's my line!"
Who did your hair?
"I Still Abuse Animals At My Age".
Ah, no animals were abused here, in fact that lovely kitty is sitting right next to the keybaord!
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