3.31.2006

Disaster for Chico St.

You thought what happened at Duke was bad? You think resident douche-bag, weird-voice fuck-up President Richard Brodhead has totally screwed his post-Yale resume? You feel like the asshole has aged ten years because a bunch of his rich white students imprisoned and raped a poor black dancer in a mixed race community? Fuck all this attention. The real tragedy of the term has taken place at Chico State where, get this, an underage softball recruit got drunk on a recruiting trip. Happily, since this appaling and unfortunate incident, the Chico authorities have taken the right steps and canceled the rest of the softball season. My only question: Where is Nancy Grace? When can we press charges?

1 comment:

the actual rod said...

i used to live in chico!