Going back a ways, to late March, when a certain little lady still roamed the plains... Well, the plains of my twisted imagination anyway. And I guess she still does, so that distinction is completely spurious... Anyway, I give you
AG Night Shyamalan
In this magnificent piece of early genius, the ACTUAL God proposes a film staring Nic Cage and Terri Marie Schindler Schiavo. This post was written 4 days before Terri bid us all adieu. It is rumored that it was this post that inspired Nosferatu to begin commenting. In any event, the countdown will continue for the next few weeks, culminating in a 2 hour Death/Media Christmas Special. Well, maybe not. But anyway, thanks to AG for all his wonderful work. Rest assured, this is far from the last of his posts on the countdown.