Oil

Is it just me, or is there an absolutely huge amount of oil in our lovely Earth? I have been led to understand by some helpful scientists that the oil is largely the result of ancient carbon-based life forms, but is there any chance of oil on Mars if Mars was once host to life? In short, is the seemingly superfluous space program actually the key to all of our problems after all, as we all surely believed in 1969? That failing perhaps we could investigate in a Seaquest DSV style sub-fleet equipped with GM (slang for 'genetically modified'--ed) Dolphins with electronic speaking mechanisms the treacherous reaches of the Marianas Trench and perhaps there locate oil. That also being another sore spot, it might be useful if we developed a super drill and attempted to locate secret stores under the stores currently being tapped at various points around the earth. Surely there is more beneath our crusty friend than the much mentioned layer of molten magma? In the end, it is obviously in all of our best interest to get very used to the smell of trash and the thought of mutant children with real mer-features, as Darwin will surely strike back viciously against the current race of Satanizers who would afix to evolution the name of demonic scheme by mutating an unheard of number in the next generation.