Human Interest Story

Whenever you see that title, you know I'm getting a little bit lean in the head, and haven't been able to focus my eyes on the screen for long enough to search out any good stories. With that in mind, I present: Endangered Woodpecker Population on the Rise!

My girlfriend has begun pressuring me to blog less, and as a result I've been trying to limit myself to four or five posts a day instead of ten or twenty... The other day she said to me, as I presented a possible blogging idea, "That sounds great, Nostradamus. On the day you write that post, maybe you should only post it, and spend a lot of time on making it really high-quality, Dan-Berger-level quality even? That way it wouldn't be as watered down as most of your stuff." "Yeah. Maybe I'll do that," I responded, of course knowing that in the after-glow of writing a quality post I often find it impossible to resist blogging the next ten news items I come across, regardless of merit... Oh well, I'm sure we'll work it out.