7.02.2005

Brooke Shields Post-Natal Onslaught

She's serious.

I hope, for Tom Cruise's sake, he can someday sing with The Legend of Our Generation "I'm so happy, 'cause today I found my friend..."

1 comment:

the actual rod said...

interesting that this bitch got into princeton on those writing skills, eh?

not to make light of the situation, but working out and taking vitamins generally makes people happier, no matter what. instead of being a fat lazy fatty, ms. shields might've tried that shit. what the bitch needs is some goddamn dopamine.