#-2 Delino DeShields

Delino DeShields

Delino makes the list not so much for his astonishingly, in fact definitively, mediocre ("potential-laden") career as a second-baseman for the Expos, Dodgers, Cardinals, Orioles, and Cubs, nor for the fact that he has the rather dubious distinction of having been traded for a young Pedro Martinez, no Delino makes the list only because of the fact he didn't have the foresight to reserve his name on blogspot.com and it was co-opted by the subtle geniuses of Not About Delino DeShields. Delino, without a doubt, you are the #-2 best person ever!