Drink a pitcher of Tanqueray, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break the pitcher and drink the shards of glass while laughing and dancing!

It's all in the Bible! Obey, you disobedient trollops, obey!

Obey, or live the life of a charlatan fish monger!


Michael Jackson

I love him so much. I want to visit his house. Who is more trustworthy than a pop star? I hope he sells a billion albums. I'm tired, I'm going to take a nap and then play advanced dungeons and dragons.